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Issue #3

Published: November 2025
The Denial Issue 3

Our Third Issue

Welcome to Issue 3 of The Denial! This edition dives even deeper into Hackley’s chaos, from resurrected Thanksgiving turkeys terrorizing campus to a vengeful A.I. possessed cellphone haunting the hallways.

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Issue #2

Published: April 2025
The Denial Issue 2

Our 2nd Issue

Welcome to Issue 2 of The Denial! This month’s edition brings another round of absurd, over-the-top “news,” from a lunchroom talking ban to the discovery of cryogenically frozen teachers under Zetkov. Enjoy the nonsense!

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Issue #1

Published: November 2024
The Denial Issue 1

Our Inaugural Issue

Welcome to the very first issue of The Denial! This historic edition marks the beginning of our school's new student joke newspaper, featuring funny stories...

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